Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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