Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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