well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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