So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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