the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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