You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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