just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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