Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just threw up on my dentist
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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