He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I am midnight drunk by noon
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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