I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
MIDGETS
????
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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