"it" just moved
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
oh god was she eating orange peels again
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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