i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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