hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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