hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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