Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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