i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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