the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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