I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I have tasted many bathrooms
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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