actually, I'm a sock model
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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