i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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