I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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