Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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