Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
