I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Dignity is for republicans.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
