i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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