he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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