i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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