I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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