Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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