You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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