In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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