Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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