Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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