My nipple is on Facebook.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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