Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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