The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
