u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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