Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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