you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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