i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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