the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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