I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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