this will be a night to untag.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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