Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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