i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
this beer tastes like vomit already
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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