Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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