Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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