Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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