North Korea, Best Korea!
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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