everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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