none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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