My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
