I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
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smell my finger.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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