My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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