why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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