So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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