it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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